"Jump on my dick, and then I'll help you with your quest in The Witcher."

I got a guy with an awesome body to let me go to a rock concert

Picked up a hottie from an unloved job and got sex in gratitude

Hillbilly slut agreed to have sex for only $1

Cheated on his wife with the first woman he met and regretted it

No money — I had to pay for the pot in kind

I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

I don't have to cook for you, but I do give you on a schedule

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves

That's how to work at home if my wife distracts me and squirts in my hand

Don't worry, stranger girl, I'll fuck you first and give you your clothes later

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Redhead got a cock in her pussy only after fondling the cock with her mouth

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Hot blonde could only cum with sperm inside

Didn't let me play The Witcher — took the keyboard and sat on top of it

Blew the guy's mind on the first day of self-isolation, but at least she sucked

Called an ambulance and had a domestic coronavirus test